Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the high-octane world of Formula 1. Never again confuse a prancing horse with a red bull, an airbox with a halo, a bargeboard with an endplate, or a blast of G-force with a burst of downforce. Bask in the admiration of your fellow petrolheads as you pronounce confidently on the comparative driving skills of Graham Hill and Jim Clark, or whether the fiercest rivalry in F1 history was between Lauda and Hunt or Senna and Prost.
Most importantly, effortlessly hold your own when extolling the sublime gifts of possibly the greatest racing driver who has ever lived – namely you (if only your potential had been recognised). DO QUOTE: ‘What’s behind you doesn’t matter.’ (Enzo Ferrari). DON’T SAY: ‘Is Formula 1 a sport or a business? Either way it’s all about who’s got the best car.’